This week on Modern Family, Elizabeth Banks returned to ask Cam and Mitch to be her best men.  Gloria started getting a little too free with her body, Phil accidentally went on a date, and Electric Light Dorkestra made their first public performance.  Manny was smitten, boobs touched hands, and we all learned some important lessons.  And we’ve got the best lines from Modern Family – “Best Men” assembled in one place for your convenience.

CAM: “Sal was our best girlfriend from back in our party days, but over the years, we’ve kind of gone in different directions.”
MITCHELL: “We chose forward.”

“They’re out all the time – in front of Manny, at the club… At Claire’s dinner the other day, Phil almost ate a candle.” — Jay, to Gloria on her public breastfeeding

“Danielle Gunston? First one in my class to get pregnant. You totally called it.” — Haley, to Claire

“I totally think she likes you!” — Phil, after Haley accepted Claire’s dinner invitation

“You’re in the hands of a master. I think I know how to pick up a fourteen-year-old girl. For you!” — Phil, to Luke

LUKE: “Kids don’t eat dinner!”
PHIL: “What do you do?”
LUKE: “I don’t know, we just walk around and jump off stuff.”

GLORIA: “This is all my fault; I’m too free with my body. It was OK when you were a little boy…”
JAY: “Was it?”

LUKE: “Let’s go before this wears off.” (referring to the body spray he’s just sprayed head to toe.)
PHIL: “I think we have a few days.”

“All I could think about was Dahlia. Every drawing, every poem, every historical novel I wrote was for her. She was my muse. Toss in a body that doesn’t quit, and I think we’ve got a soulmate.” — Manny

“This is so stupid. What if I spill on her? Or accidentally brush my boob against her hand? I mean, her hand against my boob.” — Luke, panicking on a date

“You know, I’m gonna marry him. What’s the worst that can happen?” — Sal

CLAIRE: “So, what’s NoodleCat?”
HALEY: “It’s this cool Asian place that sells like a million different kinds of noodles. Hopefully no cat.”

“Spoiler alert: I love you.” — Manny, to the new nanny
“Oh my God, it looks like a Madonna video in here!”–Gloria, walking in on Manny trying to romance the nanny

PHIL: “Never be afraid to go after a girl who’s out of your league. That’s how I got your mom.”
LUKE: “I always wondered how you pulled that one off.”

SAL: “I’m sorry you couldn’t come to the wedding – it was no kids.”
LILY: “It’s OK, I’ll come to your next one.”

Any more to add?  Let us know!

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One Response to Best Lines from Modern Family – “Best Men”

  1. nosgoth1979 says:

    Those are some great quotes, and they show the contrast between the heartwarming and funny moments has always been Modern Family’s greatest strength. It’s one of my favorite comedies and a great show to keep on your DVR for a little marathon on a rainy day, which is why I’m happy that I’ve been recording all the episodes this season on my DISH Hopper. Because I’m an employee of DISH, I was really eager to get one installed and have the opportunity to start using it in my house. The Hopper is a great Whole-Home DVR with a hard drive so huge that it can store up to 2,000 hours of programming. I’ve been able to keep entire seasons of a bunch of my favorite shows, plus a number of movies, and I still haven’t even made a dent in the memory!

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