And finally, we’d ask them which of the many hilarious lines from last night’s episode was their favorite. Rick Perry only has to pick two. So without further ado, relive last night’s best quotes from Modern Family, make ‘em your Facebook status message, and share this article wherever you share stuff. See you next week.
“In my country, it is considered very, very bad luck when your house burns down.” — Gloria
“(I’m) a licensed masseur. Before I heard the siren song of residential real estate, I was bitten by the rub bug.” — Phil
“You don’t have to look the way you look. Amber Rand lost all her clothes in a fire, but she gets to rebuild her wardrobe. Let me burn your clothes.” — Haley, to Alex