A new episode of Modern Family brought us Phil on a motorcycle, and Gloria revealing an unexpected talent. Well, “talent”. She’s not actually that good at ventriloquism, but the fact that we get to see Sofia Vergara do a comedy act with a puppet named “Uncle Grumpy” more than excuses its lack of polish. This episode also includes a surprising amount of pants-related humor. And for your convenience, we’ve got the best quotes from Modern Family – “Yard Sale”. Check it out while you’re drunk…ing your coffee.
“Even John Mayer doesn’t have a John Mayer poster anymore.” — Claire
CLAIRE: “Honey, you finally found something less cool than those pants that zip off into shorts.” PHIL: “My shants.”