How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?–Mitchell, as Camis spinning around trying to teach Lily a dance routine Proms are lame. It’s just an excuse for dressed-up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other. – Haley

I might just go crazy tonight, and… hook up. All over him! – Alex

My guidance counselor suggested I take a gap year. You know, a year between high school and college where you take some courses, have some life experiences, and get inspired. And, obviously, work at the Gap. – Haley

That’s charcuterie? I’ve been avoiding that on menus for years. They’re killing themselves with that name. – Jay, on a meat plate

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