CLAIRE: You look adorable! ALEX: Adorable? I’m not a puppy. PHIL: Claire, I got this. Honey, you look super sexy. ALEX: Eeeew. PHIL: Well, we tried everything.
Yes, my bad boy prom date is gay. He just doesn’t know it yet. So, I’m basically his beard… pre-beard. His stubble. — Alex
You can fit two carseats and a prize-winning pig back there. — Cam, on the new Prius
GLORIA: Please, just drive straighter. CAM: I’m sorry, are my pinkies up again? They do that when I get excited. Down, girls.
Are you doing sex? — Luke, to Haley and Dylan
Listen, I know that you’re concerned, but I’m designing t-shirts now and they’re gonna be huge. Also medium and small. — Dylan