The penultimate Modern Family of the season brought us living art, alarming parenting practices, and a broken elevator. Oh, also the threat of severe bodily harm. And a fire. Actually, this episode sounds kind of dark when you break it down like that. Trust us, nobody got hurt and it was all really funny. And we’re here with the best quotes from Modern Family. The episode so that you’re prepared in case anybody asks you what exactly is in a “Jay Pritchett”. (For the record, we would absolutely order that sandwich, but we know we’d regret it.)

I can’t do this. This isn’t the face of a cold-blooded hatchet man. Will you do it? — Phil, to Claire

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2 Responses to The Best Lines from Last Night’s Modern Family – “Tableau Vivant”

  1. Nosgoth1979 says:

    You know a show has great writing when you can read quotes like this (without context or performance) and still bust-up laughing. I didn’t actually watch this episode when it aired. In fact, I haven’t been watching very many of my shows at all as they air since a coworker here at Dish told me about this new feature on the Hopper called Auto Hop. It gives me the option to watch the show with the commercials automatically skipped over. I love it because I’m able to just relax and watch the show without the big interruptions, or having to continually smash the Skip Forward button on my remote. Thanks for these quotes though, they gave me a couple of good laughs.

  2. Phillip Strand says:

    I don’t understand why CBS, FOX, & NBC execs don’t want us to enjoy commercial-free TV. I’m a DISH employee – AutoHop is great because you can easily watch commercial-free TV. Public Knowledge, a consumer advocacy group, is taking a stand for consumers by creating a petition that tells CBS, FOX, & NBC media to keep their hands out of your living room & DVR. Sign their petition to keep control of how you watch TV

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