ALEX: I’ve never had a teacher not like me before. PHIL: Well, Miss Davis… ALEX: Please. She’s a gym teacher. She is to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine. CLAIRE: And to think she didn’t like you…
I’m getting a medal at school because I put out a fire. Maybe that’s what I should be when I grow up… a professional medal-getter. — Luke
I don’t understand – they named you after a sandwich? — Gloria, seeing the “Jay Pritchett” sandwich on a menu.
GLORIA: Turkey, bacon, swiss cheese, red peppers, anchovies on wheat? JAY: Most people stop after salty bacon, but I doubled down with anchovies. GLORIA: Were you making a sandwich or attracting deer?