It’s like a fish and a turkey beat themselves to death with a pepper. — Gloria, trying the sandwich
Maybe a little picky though for someone who prepared a Colombian specialty and said ‘why are you not eating the hooves, they’re the best part’–Jay, in response
My senior year, I had a pretty crazy night myself involving a bottle of corn mash and an overturned plow. — Cam
CLAIRE: Every new generation thinks they’ve cracked the code on child rearing. What’s the latest theory? ‘Never say no’. I say ‘no’ every day in this house. PHIL: But at night, she’s a Yes machine… CLAIRE: No.