We’re doing this new thing where we let her tell us when she wants to take a nap. It’s called ‘being your own Nap Captain’. — Cam
I tried to break up with a girl, and I danced around it so much, she didn’t know I had broken up with her. Twenty years later, we’re still married. — Phil
JAY: It bother me a little bit that you’re just a tiny bit… loud. GLORIA: Loud? JAY: Not all the time. Only when you, you know, when you talk.
This spoon is modern-day, so if we use it, everybody at the table has to react in shock at the spoon from the future. — Alex, on her “living art”