PHIL: I’m terrible at breaking bad news. MITCHELL: Then why did you come over to my house and say how great I was? PHIL: That was me trying to fire you!
Second-best hugger in the world, after Mr. Burt Reynolds. Story to follow. — Phil, on diner waitress Maxine
I play by the rules. Where’s my medal? — Manny
Is that jealous? Ay, my poor sisters!–Gloria, realizing she actually is envious of Jay’s relationship with Maxine the waitress
Do you have any favorite lines that we missed? And what will you do with your Wednesday nights after next week’s season finale?