Welcome to our slightly delayed recap of American Idol.  4-hours was quite a bit to digest, and I’m not sure I still really understand all that happened. So lemme get this straight … Hollywood Week continued Wednesday with 185 kids divided into 42 groups and singing, hoping to make it into 4 rooms, and eventually [...]

I have a confession to make. I went into the freezer in the breakroom at work and I ate that tuna noodle Lean Cuisine. I was starving. And someone brings, like, 20 of those things to work every week and if I think about it next time I’m at the grocery store, I’ll buy one [...]

A fitting song to open last night was Florence and the Machine’s “Dog Days are Over”, even though a song titled “The Salad Days are Over” would’ve been even better. But, the “dog days” are truly over for Idol because the white hot spotlight that it used to suffer isn’t quite as oppressively hot as [...]

Does anyone wanna talk about Galveston? Galveston is in Texas, the same state where American Idol found Kelly Clarkson. Back then, she was only slightly bigger in Texas, before getting skinny, and then getting even bigger in Texas. In case you can’t tell, I’m cleverly playing on the famous phrase, “everything’s bigger in Texas.” Currently, [...]