Our love/hate relationship with NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice will kick up again in February, when the show returns for its fifth season.  There are a surprising number of recognizable names this year, and perhaps even more surprisingly, a lack of professional athletes.  In fact, this year all we have is an Indy racer.  On the other [...]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  The whole season.  David Cassidy was fired because he couldn’t conclusively prove that he is not tiny.  Then it was Lisa Rinna, because she wasn’t good at arguing.  Niki Taylor fired herself.  Dionne Warwick took an early bedtime.  Jose Canseco left to take care of his dad, but not before revealing [...]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  LaToya Jackson’s return was somewhat less triumphant than you’d expect and she was eliminated in her very first task.  Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan stopped by and Jim Cramer shot a bunch of reactions that they dropped in to the episode at random intervals.  NeNe Leakes hated Star Jones, but was [...]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  And by “previously” we mean “in this same episode”, both teams put on a comedy show.  Meat Loaf cried a lot, Marlee Matlin did stand-up, NeNe Leakes quit, and Trump pretended he fired her.  John Rich did a cool thing that assured I will stop calling him “Kaboy”, and [...]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice:  LaToya Jackson got to come back to the show because… she asked?  I guess?  NeNe Leakes and Star Jones got into it before the task even started.  Meat Loaf didn’t let bowel movements stop him from brainstorming.  Niki Taylor showed up to help Team Backbone win a hair show, which we [...]