Sorry I took a vacation and missed last week’s Bachelor Pad recap, but in watching Monday’s episode only and not going back to the previous week, for the life of me I can’t figure out who was booted …which means I either missed a non-elimination week or the two voted out were non-essential, boring, and useless. Feel free to tell me what happened in the comments section. I’d love to know.
This week, we’re going to focus on Super-Fan David (aka David Mallet), the morons in the house not named Stagliano, and Ed. But before I begin, let me tell you why I’m so happy NASA and our nerds over there landed a spaceship on Mars. See, all we ever hear about is the rapidly deteriorating intelligence of our society and how America has the lowest math and science scores in decades and how we rank way, way down on a list of “smart” countries. And when you watch Bachelor Pad or see that YouTube video of the girl who doesn’t understand “miles per hour”, you start to believe we’re getting pretty stupid. But …when you read about all the math equations needed to land that thing on the planet Mars, you realize the “low scores” are an average and take into account Bachelor Pad folks and that blonde girl, you should feel a little better about America …our top-end math and science nerds are still holding their own.