Blakeley will, um, well I hear she moved to Portland to be with Tony. That’s awfully nice. Tony is probably too weak to break up with her so like alotta guys who are married to psychos, he’s stuck with her. But she seems pretty nice and will be dutiful and loyal.
After that, the 3 remaining couples had to perform Night Ranger’s “Sister Christian” in front of the band themselves and in front of a couple hundred “fans”. Fans of what? I’m not sure. Because if they were Night Ranger fans, they saw the worst Night Ranger concert ever ….”Sister Christian” performed three times, horribly. Or if they were Bachelor Pad fans, well, it doesn’t make any sense that any fan of Bachelor, Bachelorette, or Bachelor Pad would want to see the contestants do anything other than look pretty and say stuff.