Based on their performance, the winning couple would pick the other couple who would then make up the final four, thereby sending another couple home. Well, lo and behold, Nick/Rachel won …mostly because Rachel was coached to effectively use her husky, smokey voice rather than try and out sing the Night Ranger version and the impossibly high notes of the original.

You’ll notice I’m not using nicknames anymore because (a) after 8 episodes, I’ve finally learned their names and (b) by now, if you’re still reading my recaps, you know who they are, too.

Ya know who came off looking really bad last night? Ed. Ed claimed to be a karaoke champ and also a huge Night Ranger fan and claimed “Sister Christian” is on his running mix yet, he butchered it. Maybe …maybe he was thrown off because Hippo-Face Jaclyn missed her cue for the opening, but anybody who claims to love that song and have listened to it and sang along to it a thousand times …well, that person should be able to jump in and recover. But that’s Ed …earlier this season he said, “I’m a jock” (or maybe he called himself an athlete) and proceeded to finish dead last in the obstacle course. Now he claims to be enough of a Night Ranger fan (or a fan of the song “Sister Christian”) that he was going to be good. Instead, he was the worst and part of his routine involved him simulating on-stage sex during a song about a brother singing to his sister.

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3 Responses to Bachelor Pad, Episode 8 (Meet the Final Four)

  1. Myndi says:

    It’s really hard to feel sorry for any of these people. I love when they try to act noble and special. Did you catch Chris’ comments about how only a few special people have had the “honor” of being where they are as the Final Four couples on this show? I weep for the future when I watch this. And yet, I watched this. Oy.

  2. Don says:

    Chris is a spazz and was at his spazziest last night with that speech …like he’s General Patton or cancer survivor. I sure do dislike him.

  3. Chris says:

    This show was so excruciating to watch, I mean I felt like they were giving the viewers a challenge to not change the channel when they showed those performances. I was talking to a coworker at Dish about the elimination, and she thought it was a good choice because no one will vote for Chris. I don’t know though, the eliminated contestants might vote for Chris and Sarah thinking that they will give up the prize by being greedy. I missed the show on Monday, but luckily my Hopper automatically records it for Primetime Anytime, and I was able to catch up. I am so glad that I got to endure those awful performances, is it wrong how much I love to hate this show?

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