Previously on Big Brother: An alliance made up of more than half the house turned on Janelle and sent her home. Frank, after multiple successive nominations, won Head of Household and sent Mike into fits of smugness. We had to see one of those weird Have/Have-Not competitions that has one person violently humping their teammates to wring liquid out of them, and then Frank nominated Wil for uncovering their alliance and Joe for his lack of an indoor voice. And probably also his stupid beard strip. That’s where we left things. On tonight’s Big Brother episode, well, it’s the thing I love most every season. Get ready, because it’s the return of ZingBot 3000!