Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: LaToya Jackson got to come back to the show because… she asked? I guess? NeNe Leakes and Star Jones got into it before the task even started. Meat Loaf didn’t let bowel movements stop him from brainstorming. Niki Taylor showed up to help Team Backbone win a hair show, which we all pretended was an actual thing. And then Hope Dworaczyk was fired for reasons that were largely Trumpian. Also, Osama Bin Laden got shot in the face.
This week? Three hours of the show. So you can be sure that if they had to expand the episode, every single moment of the show is going to be crucial. They actually couldn’t edit it down to a mere two hours. It’s all killer, no filler! Right? Oh, you know better than that by now.