Last night, the stars dances were about their “most memorable” year. Kristin Cavallari proved that she’s never suffered in her entire life. Lady, when even Rob Kardashian can kick your butt with emotional story telling through dance (that is, when he’s not spreading rumours about people in the cast having affairs), you know you’ve led a pretty charmed existence.
Mary J. Blige is here, and she’s kicking things off with a live rendition of her classic “Real Love”. Val and Dasha are accompanying her on the dance floor. They damn near make out at the end. Brooke’s dress is super sparkly tonight. She points out that Chaz and Lacey are “nine points adrift” on the leaderboard.