Usually, we try to list the DWTS performances from highest to lowest, but with 12 couples on the floor tonight, that’s a lot of math on our part. So we’ll just take them in order.
Ron Artest and Peta “Heavens To” Murgatroyd (14/30) – Ron change his name to “Metta World Peace” last week, but he’s still dancing under his old name. He’s on the show because his daughter, after surviving cancer, asked him to do it. Wow, they’re going to get me crying early. Peta is competing on the show for the first time, but she was in the Troupe that nobody cared about last season. She identifes herself as “an Aussie”, even though she’s fromNew Zealand. False advertising! Now, how’s Aziz Ansari going to know who not to sell fruit to?