Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke (16/30) – Tom points out Kourtney and Khloe in the audience. (Or maybe it’s Kim and Khloe. I can’t tell Kim and Kourtney apart if they’re sitting down.) People who are not me are excited about this. Poor Tom then has to pretend that we’ve heard of Rob. He can’t sell it. We see Cheryl meet the Kardashians (except Kim, who has stuff to do), and Cheryl assures us that he could go all the way. She also tells Rob that he’s “her woman right now”. Hee. He has too many tattoos on his arms, by the way.