Brooke’s dress is complicated and does weird things to her cleavage. It doesn’t so much lift and separate so much as just… separate. Should I even notice that? I probably shouldn’t notice that. Anyway, we’ve got ten couples with stories to tell, so let’s get to it. And as usual, we’ve taken the liberty of arranging them in order from first to worst.
Ricki Lake and Derek Hough (27/30) – They topped the leaderboard last week, with a score that would have been average this week. Her most memorable year was last year when her house burned down and she fell in love. Yeah, that’s kind of a big year.