Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Carrie Ann started freaking out about lifts. Chaz Bono already suffered from knee pain. Rob Kardashian thought he was fat. Chynna Phillips asked Jesus for forgiveness. And Nancy Grace may have suffered DWTS’s first verified nip-slip. She denies it, but we’re going to wait for The Soup to weigh in before we commit. And now, it’s time for results! Hey, Tom Bergeron? Is Robin preloaded in the new Arkham City game, or do I have to download him from Xbox…. LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEE?
We open the show with a pro dance number to “Are You Gonna Go My Way?” I’m amused that they pair up Derek and Mark for a big hunk of it, since they seem to be two sides of the same coin. You’re either a Derek fan or a Mark fan – there is no middle ground! Brooke’s dress looks like it’s made of something gross. The color and the sheen combine to create something really unappetizing.