Next, Carrie Underwood performs. Here’s the thing – I have never watched an episode of American Idol in my life, and unless they bring in Louis C.K. as a guest judge, I probably never will. As a result, everybody who comes out of Idol is just completely foreign to me. I know some of the names, but I have absolutely nothing I can connect them with. I’m just taking TV’s word for it that they’re famous. True fact – until recently, I thought that Taylor Swift had been on Idol.
Time for William and Donald to learn their fate. William’s little son fell asleep right before he performed last night. And it wasn’t just falling asleep – that kid is passed out. Little man had a hard day at work! Cheryl says something about her boob popping out, and I feel like I would have noticed that. Carrie Ann accuses Len of having a boy crush on Donald. Then where are the 10s, Len?