Previously on Dancing with the Stars: The Stars took over as creative directors (to clearly varying degrees), to occasionally awesome results. They all “reinterpreted” iconic dances from the show’s history, which was a nice bonus for longtime viewers. Shawn Johnson and Derek Hough gave us Bruno’s favorite dance of the entire series (US and UK versions). Bristol Palin and Mark had a total blowout and then the judges still acted like she had blackmail material. Seriously, we’ve seen Bruno in the Elton John video. What could possibly shame him at this point? And now, we’ve got a double elimination!
So, the first hour was a performance recap. Given that Myndi already recapped the actual performances, I’m not going to re-recap their recap. So let’s pick things up at the one-hour mark and prepare for some actual results. Eventually, at least. They’ve still got an hour to fill, after all.