This fall, Dancing with the Stars is bringing us an All-Star season. After fourteen seasons, they’ve built up quite a roster of skilled dancers, loveable fan-favorites, and people we didn’t remember had been on the show until we looked them up on Wikipedia. (Paulina Porizkova! She was on for a week! And while we remember having very strong opinions about Joanna Krupa at one point, we don’t immediately remember those opinions.) Since ABC won’t be announcing the cast for a while yet, DWTS recappers Myndi and EJ decided to make their own selections. We decided that past winners were ineligible – after all, what do they have to prove? It’s a list of strong contenders, the unjustly eliminated, and a few with more enthusiasm than ability. Check out our dream cast!