So, I was thinking about this today, and I have a theory. I feel like Donald Driver is not getting his due from the judges so they can create an improvement arc for him as the season goes on. They’ve decided that Katherine and William are the less famous but gorgeous front runners and Maria is fortunate to be paired with golden boy Derek. Everyone else will just fall where they may.
Speaking of which, here comes the Encore Dance. It’s Maria and Derek’s salsa. Just to change it up tonight, Derek refuses Maria’s kiss and runs to kiss Carrie Ann while Maria kisses Bruno. It’s a cute routine and I know I’d be in trouble just from trying those crazy arm movements alone, but I don’t find it to be that outstanding. Derek is doing all the heavy lifting, and Maria is mostly getting schlepped along. Can you honestly tell me if they weren’t gorgeous that this would have gotten such a huge response? Maria’s perky little boobs are popping out the bottom of her top when they’re done dancing. Ooopsie!