Tonight’s The Bachelorette recap will not contain the word “vagina” and it will be safe for both Democrats and Republicans to read, and lord knows I’ve got both parties reading my recaps. Heck, I might even have a Tea Partier or two. And yes, even though at the end of the day we are talking about who’s going home with Emily’s vagina for keeps, we’ll focus on her heart and her love. Got it? If you’re from Michgan, which 9 out of 10 of my readers are, you’ll get that joke. If not, you’ll have to Google “vagina” “controversy” and “free speech” on your work computer and then have a one-on-one with your IT security department.