It’s back! And Summer can officially begin! Thank you, ABC. I was starting to lose interest in the medium of television completely and then …The Bachelorette premier. I had started to slip into this weird place where I had nothing to talk about at parties or at work when I’d bump into people in the hall. But no more …now I can hold my head high and say, “yes, I saw that guy with the ostrich egg …wasn’t that crazy.”
Quality small talk.
Last night our old friend Emily (our “friemily”, if you will …I should trademark that) decided that it wasn’t enough that she painfully lost her first fiancé in a plane crash and then embarrassingly lost her second fiancé in a reality relationship crash …no, she’s ready to get back on TV and enlist the help of some total dolts to save her reputation and end her unlucky streak with total stiffs as husbands-to-be.