Yes, I made a corpse joke. This is spunkybean and this is how we do. Actually, it’s not how we do, and I expect to be called into the boss’s office today.
I think an hour-and-a-half is the perfect length for this show. At least for recapping purposes it is. Anyone agree with me? Anyone want to join me in a letter-writing campaign asking ABC to make The Bachelorette 90-minutes each week, instead of 120? Sign the petition if you see me at your local grocery store.
While you were away, Emily and Brad had a bad break-up. If you were watching The Bachelor last fall, you saw her come on TV and painfully admit Brad had started acting bizarre and distant and was actually a big jerk with tons of baggage and they were through. And if her family, or Ricky’s family (Ricky is the name of her stock-car racing ex-fiance who perished in a plane crash, fyi) thought she might have this whole “TV thing” out of her system, well …they were wrong.