With only the 90-minutes, we were jam-packed, wall-to-wall with dudes trying to make a first impression. For this week, since there wasn’t much substance (I know …by virtue of that statement, I’m basically saying The Bachelorette normally has “substance” and I’m proof positive that America has lost it’s way), let’s hit some highlights and bright-spots and see who might be worth remembering.
Let’s start with the most memorable idiot and work down to the least memorable.
Dude with a Head Injury is my odds on favorite. Falling two stories from a collapsed balcony, puncturing his lung, and suffering a head injury really made this guy seem sorta humble and nice. It’s funny (actually it’s not funny but I saw awkward things) how a person who escapes death and had time to lay in a hospital bed thinking about how he almost died …it’s amazing how they tend to become a little more down-to-earth. Cons? Can he drive with that closed head injury? That’s not going to be much help with little Ricki, now is it? And how many times is he going to see Emily and introduce himself, again …and again …and again.