Some of these dorks and their over the top entrances made Nate “The Accountant” seem very normal by comparison.

Brent is 41. Good-bye. Oh, and he had six kids. That was real. Poor guy. I’ll bet ABC thought a “guy with six kids” would make for a very interesting contestant, but they forgot about the fact he’s in his 40s and she’s 26 and it’s just kinda weird.

John “Wolf” makes me wonder what’s going on over at ABC …who let the guy who nicknamed himself onto the show.

The Ostrich Egg Guy (aka Travis) brought a giant ostrich egg because it symbolized “beautiful people” and throughout the journey he promised to take care of the egg as he would take care of Emily and Ricki. Did these guys actually watch the season where the guy wore a mask? Did they see how well that didn’t work?

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8 Responses to The Bachelorette: Emily (Premier)

  1. Karen says:

    OK….this is the worst group of bachelors in the history of the show! It was one dork after another… Emily could just pick the football player kid fitness trainer guy and we can be done. I love Emily so why did the boring annoying last bachlorette that I can’t remember her name get way better bachelors? Oh well, I am hoping some of the them grow on me. They always do and I always enjoy your recap. So that’s why I continue to watch the show. And yes! Summer can officially begin! I like to watch my Bachlorette with a margerita!

  2. Steph says:

    This season is going to be interesting. The quality of most of the bachelors this season isn’t up to par with previous though, I would agree. I personally love Charlie so don’t diss the guy with the head injury – my mom is epileptic. He seemed to be one of the only sweet genuine ones that wasn’t completely focused on looks and was more interested in getting to know her on a personal level rather than get in her pants (well ball gown). I like Jef and Chris as well… but just not as yummy. Aarie (race car driver guy), wow those eyes! But not quite as attractive as Charlie. He kind of reminds me of Channing Tatum – he’s hawt too 🙂
    As for the football/fitness guy, really? Are we that shallow? Sure he’s ‘good looking’, but he’s not that fantastic. She let go of the fitness model – which I find HILARIOUS! That was another douche all about looks! As for hellicopter guy – I hope that’s the one she tells to get the f*** out!” LOL. He’s such a huge douchebag!!! Ok gossip over, work time 🙂

  3. Karen says:

    I should add that I actually really liked Charlie and Nate and I am really not shallow. 🙂 I swear!

  4. Don says:

    Karen- “worst group of bachelors” can only mean one thing … “best season EVER.” Oh, and I’m not looking for depth and substance among my readers …keep it shallow and superficial ’round here.

  5. Don says:

    Steph- I will not make fun of the Head-Injury guy for his head injury. Trust me. spunkybean’s Bach’ette recaps aren’t mean and spiteful. I WILL make fun of him if he turns out to be a dork. But, yes …he was among the small group of normals. As for the fitness model who wanted to show off his body …ahem …buddy, this is Bachelorette …have you watched? Everyone has perfect, chiseled bodies. Next time …bring an ostrich egg.

  6. Don says:

    And one more thing … “Luxury Guy” had better go everywhere in a helicopter for the rest of the season because that would be awesome. Helicopter, jet-pack, or segue scooter. Nothing else. LUXURY!

  7. Deborah says:

    Emily is going to be boring only because she really has to watch her reputation and she has a 6 year old!! But then again so was Ben and at least crazy Courtney made it interesting. I think the 2 guys with kids are going to be front runners, as is Arie. She can’t stay away from the racing scene. Can’t wait to see the weird jealous guy get into it with Kalon. It will be a good season and At least we will see some modesty from a bachelorette.

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