Like those Hobbits in Lord of the Rings, but with less Orcs, Ashley has traveled a long painful journey to find herself in Fiji with three bo-hunks for her choosing. At least, that’s how she made it sound. She says these 40 days have felt like a year. She thinks the Bentley crush and the dancing, the comedic roast, and the boxing …all of it made her stronger. Some people cheat death. Others push their bodies and beliefs to their limits. Ashley dated a bunch of dudes. Hey …whatever makes her a better person, I’m all for it.
I was also particularly excited when ABC broke into coverage for Obama and Behner, but those dudes didn’t mention The Bachelorette, Ashley, or weigh in on who she should marry, like, at all. WTF? If you’re going to interrupt my TV shows, at least make a statement I care about. Or tell me how the debt ceiling and raising taxes will affect the people on The Bachelor Pad. Am I right?