I have to start by applauding the editor of this week’s Bachelor Pad episode… someone is working on their Emmy submissions! I’d give this guy a trophy between Michelle’s well spliced commentary and the whole cut to Blake and Holly making out, now cut to Michael pining anxiously, now cut back over to Blake and Holly with a sad Michael voiceover proclaiming how ‘irreplaceable’ she is. Now cut to me, horrified and heartbroken for Michael… was that a tear that rolled down my cheek? I have a strange feeling when Michael watches this episode back he’ll be changing his tune to “to the left to the left, everything you own in a box to the left”. On most days I prefer to keep up my ongoing fight with Don, but there are bigger villains to deal with today. And, no, to much of my readers’ surprise, I am not referring to Blake but to Holly.