9:30-10 HAPPY ENDINGS – Brad and Jane housesit while the rest of the gang attends a warehouse party. Maybe it’s just me, but a “warehouse party” sounds awful. It sounds like something past-their-prime hipsters would enjoy. And I hate those guys.
10-11 TOP CHEF: JUST DESSERTS – Season Finale! The final three chefs compete. You know, this season the challenges have been really great, but none of the chefs have made any kind of an impression on me. Thus, I have nothing funny to say.
10-11 AMERICAN HORROR STORY – Part one of a Halloween-themed two-parter in which the line between the living and the dead blurs. I’m steadily more intrigued by this show, but I’m still not sure that it’s good. You know how by the end if Nip/Tuck, it had gone beyond good or bad and just went insane? This show kind of started that way.