Due to the ridiculous heat, I saw a bunch of movies this week. One of them, I literally only saw because I wanted to sit in air conditioning. That one was Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. It’s shockingly bad. I like the premise in theory, but it was so lacking in even basic storytelling. And I know that it’s sort of review-proof because “Well, what did you expect”, but that’s no excuse for the alarming incompetence. Next up, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. It bombed, but it’s really quite good. I really loved it, and I usually don’t cotton to Kiera Knightley.