8-9 FEAR FACTOR – Hey, it’s back! And this time, it’s a two-part episode involving leeches and tear gas. I anticipate my sister being very happy about this.
9-10 AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR – It’s the first stage of the finals! That’s right – the finals have multiple parts. It is very deceptive to call them the “finals”.
8-10 THE BACHELORETTE – It’s fantasy suite week, which is the creepiest of all weeks in this franchise. I don’t even like the name “Fantasy Suite”. It sounds like one of those skeevy hotels. You just know the heart-shaped bed rotates. Oh man – it totally looks like the apartment that everybody though was Bill’s on NewsRadio!