10-10:30 FUTURAMA – Leela’s mother starts dating Zapp Brannigan. Wait, is her dad OK? And would Zapp date a woman with tentacles? Well, probably. Not exactly discriminating, that guy. But what about Leela’s father? I need to know!
9-10 BIG BROTHER – Season Premiere! Well, that’s pretty much if for being productive until the end of September, because now it’s time to start obsessing about Big Brother all over again. And we’ll have recaps coming your way!
9-10 WIPEOUT – This week’s title – “It’s the John Henson Show”. I am going to assume this means we’ll have John Henson-themed obstacles, culminating in a hand-to-hand battle in the Wipeout Zone.